The Gnar

by All The Best Tapes

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1. Le Fingers
2. Seven Pairs of Scissors
3. Levantamé
4. The Gnar


released September 2, 2013

Bass Guitar and Backing Vocal on all Tracks by Max Bowman
Fender Rhodes Organ on The Gnar by Dan Rowley
Didgeridoo on Le Fingers by M.K. Barker

Recorded at Tremolo Studios, Silverdale, UK.
Produced by Dan Rowley & All The Best Tapes.
Mastered by Paul Hundeby at City Pro, Florida, USA.

All The Best Tapes is:

M.K. Barker: Guitar, Vocals.
Luke Medlock: Guitar, Vocals, Oscilation and Resampling.
Daniel John Beardmore: Drums, Vocals.
Tom Knott: Bass Guitar



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Track Name: Le Fingers
Just try your best to say,
(What you wanted was on display)
Half the World's disgusting fate
(Made from parts you borrowed, that should have been thrown away)

Gates, golden.
A Bus full of Skulls.
Tracks, of polished sheen.
Loquacious souls.

Take something you love,
And turn it into metal shards
An Artist you will truly be
When creation is skewed to profitability

A Hope of statement, denied by investment
An Item of such worth is an item of warped birth
The suffering of many souls,
In a factory of ash.
Track Name: Seven Pairs of Scissors
If you want to, let me go
I'll sync and slip away

Now, mortal friends,
A bridge burned across distant creeks,
Behind the moonlit canopy

Seven Pairs of Scissors
Waiting for someone
Seven Pairs of Scissors
Waiting for someone to open them
Now, mortal friends....
Track Name: Levantamé
I set it off, once again
My own hands are like branches.
A Tree with bark of Skin,
That bares no fruit but strange devices
and a man of no despair

It's the reason I put it there

So I alone can say, it's irrefutable proof of no troubled winds
Atop the broken cage,
Plain sailing, on a wind with solar sails.

If I had a hand of solemn, wooden grain.
Track Name: The Gnar
Ride the waves, the gnar is mad rad.
Bunkhouse party, shit is so cash.
American Sit-Com, second rate drawing,
Bleeding eyeballs, careful of Nine.

Washed-up dirtweed, smoking that Green.
Big J's Skittle's, shit is so cash.
SS Bottom, American't accent,
Solid Snake that shit, get more Beers.

Ave Satani.

"Punk Rock ruined my life."

Volcano haircut, fell asleep on flat-pack worktop.
Can't steal, Pig-feed.
Motorway walking, flammable Snack Shop.
Tour life makes sense, no money to spend.
Fill our pockets, stealing bottles.
Look for delay, come out backwards,
Laying on the floor, circa '12.